Exciting news!

Hi guys! Max here!
I just had a [not as fab as me] idea! I have decided that every Sunday will now be know as MaxSunday! It's where I will post a photo of me in an awesome outfit!

This afternoon I went on Instagram and saw that I gained 2 followers!!!!! YAY! As Mrs Honey says in Matilda, it isn't much but its enough for me!
So, how about i give you a bit more info about MaxSunday!
So starting from today I will post a fab photo of me wearing something awesome every Sunday!

I'm in the mood for some doggy jokes. I hope you like these!
Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. To get to the 'barking' lot!

Q. What type of dog does Dracula have?
A. A bloodhound!

Q. What do you call a frozen puppy?
A. A pupsicle!

Seeming today is Sunday, before I go would like to show you this fashion photo of me!

Max out!

Fame, It's harder than it looks.

Hi again guys! Max here! So on my last blog post I said my next one [which is this one] will be all about my fame!
So you're probably thinking, is Max famous or something?
Yes i am famous! I have 33 followers on Instagram [my owners have more followers then me but does it look like I care] [Ok maybe i care A BIT]
But fame isn't that easy. Last year i got bitten [for no reason whatsoever] by a great dane. There was blood EVERYWHERE! It hurt sooo much and my owners were really sad to see me in pain.
It's really hard to be a famous dog with an instagram account because [accidently] i was searching other dog's instagram accounts when i saw an account called @stopyulin2016. There was also a hashtag saying #stopyulin2016. I was like, what's yulin? So then i clicked the hashtag. Yulin is a dog and cat meat festival in China. It's when people burn and skin 10,000 dogs alive every year for China's entertaiment. So then i looked up on Google, stop yulin 2016. It turns out that there is a website collecting money so people can save the dogs and cats being killed. The link is, https://donate.hsi.org/ea-action/action?ea.client.id=104&ea.campaign.id=28590&ea.tracking.id=website&_ga=1.257273995.1650779720.1460613324
Donate today! Please help!
Maxtopher dog OUT

[beautiful me]
WAIT A SECOND! I JUST HAD AN IDEA!
At the end of every blog post I write I am going to do a shout out on somebody you should follow on instagram!
Today's shout out goes to...@mrs_pooch ! Go follow her here!! She is one of my owner's friend's dog!
Bye for real now!

Welcome to my new blog!

Hi guys! I'm max! Yes, i am a dog. Don't judge me ok?!
So my blog is going to be about [fabulous] me and my [not as fabulous as me] adventures!
PLEASE follow me on instagram! My name is @maxtopher_dog [i post fabulous photos of me on there].
How about i start off by telling you some thing's about me.
So, as you may know, my name is Max [my real name is Maxtopher but everybody calls me Max for short] I am 5 turning 6 this year on the 31st of August [in dog years i am 35] I have four lovely  owners and I am OBSESSED with schmackos [dogs go wako for schmackos, its true!].

Sorry this was so short! I am VERY tired [as usual]. I hope you read my next blog post which will be about my FAME!
                                               MAXTOPHER DOG OUT
[ that photo is of me by the way]