I am really sorry I haven't been posting in a while!
Recently I realised something. What would it be like to be a human. So I decided to be a human for a day. Here is a pic.
Anyway gtg!!
Soz about my post being sooo short!!
Bye!
Max
OUT
Saturday, June 11, 2016
Humans
Hi guys!! Max here!
I am really sorry I haven't been posting in a while!
Recently I realised something. What would it be like to be a human. So I decided to be a human for a day. Here is a pic.
Let's just say this only lasted for 3 seconds due to the fact that the hairstyle and sunglasses where apparently "so last year" (says a fashion magazine) 😐
Anyway gtg!!
Soz about my post being sooo short!!
Bye!
Max
OUT
I am really sorry I haven't been posting in a while!
Recently I realised something. What would it be like to be a human. So I decided to be a human for a day. Here is a pic.
Anyway gtg!!
Soz about my post being sooo short!!
Bye!
Max
OUT
Saturday, April 16, 2016
Exciting news!
Hi guys! Max here!
I just had a [not as fab as me] idea! I have decided that every Sunday will now be know as MaxSunday! It's where I will post a photo of me in an awesome outfit!
This afternoon I went on Instagram and saw that I gained 2 followers!!!!! YAY! As Mrs Honey says in Matilda, it isn't much but its enough for me!
So, how about i give you a bit more info about MaxSunday!
So starting from today I will post a fab photo of me wearing something awesome every Sunday!
I'm in the mood for some doggy jokes. I hope you like these!
Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. To get to the 'barking' lot!
Q. What type of dog does Dracula have?
A. A bloodhound!
Q. What do you call a frozen puppy?
A. A pupsicle!
Seeming today is Sunday, before I go would like to show you this fashion photo of me!
I just had a [not as fab as me] idea! I have decided that every Sunday will now be know as MaxSunday! It's where I will post a photo of me in an awesome outfit!
This afternoon I went on Instagram and saw that I gained 2 followers!!!!! YAY! As Mrs Honey says in Matilda, it isn't much but its enough for me!
So, how about i give you a bit more info about MaxSunday!
So starting from today I will post a fab photo of me wearing something awesome every Sunday!
I'm in the mood for some doggy jokes. I hope you like these!
Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. To get to the 'barking' lot!
Q. What type of dog does Dracula have?
A. A bloodhound!
Q. What do you call a frozen puppy?
A. A pupsicle!
Seeming today is Sunday, before I go would like to show you this fashion photo of me!
Max out!
Wednesday, April 13, 2016
Fame, It's harder than it looks.
Hi again guys! Max here! So on my last blog post I said my next one [which is this one] will be all about my fame!
So you're probably thinking, is Max famous or something?
Yes i am famous! I have 33 followers on Instagram [my owners have more followers then me but does it look like I care] [Ok maybe i care A BIT]
But fame isn't that easy. Last year i got bitten [for no reason whatsoever] by a great dane. There was blood EVERYWHERE! It hurt sooo much and my owners were really sad to see me in pain.
It's really hard to be a famous dog with an instagram account because [accidently] i was searching other dog's instagram accounts when i saw an account called @stopyulin2016. There was also a hashtag saying #stopyulin2016. I was like, what's yulin? So then i clicked the hashtag. Yulin is a dog and cat meat festival in China. It's when people burn and skin 10,000 dogs alive every year for China's entertaiment. So then i looked up on Google, stop yulin 2016. It turns out that there is a website collecting money so people can save the dogs and cats being killed. The link is, https://donate.hsi.org/ea-action/action?ea.client.id=104&ea.campaign.id=28590&ea.tracking.id=website&_ga=1.257273995.1650779720.1460613324
Donate today! Please help!
Maxtopher dog OUT
[beautiful me]
WAIT A SECOND! I JUST HAD AN IDEA!
At the end of every blog post I write I am going to do a shout out on somebody you should follow on instagram!
Today's shout out goes to...@mrs_pooch ! Go follow her here!! She is one of my owner's friend's dog!
Bye for real now!
So you're probably thinking, is Max famous or something?
Yes i am famous! I have 33 followers on Instagram [my owners have more followers then me but does it look like I care] [Ok maybe i care A BIT]
But fame isn't that easy. Last year i got bitten [for no reason whatsoever] by a great dane. There was blood EVERYWHERE! It hurt sooo much and my owners were really sad to see me in pain.
It's really hard to be a famous dog with an instagram account because [accidently] i was searching other dog's instagram accounts when i saw an account called @stopyulin2016. There was also a hashtag saying #stopyulin2016. I was like, what's yulin? So then i clicked the hashtag. Yulin is a dog and cat meat festival in China. It's when people burn and skin 10,000 dogs alive every year for China's entertaiment. So then i looked up on Google, stop yulin 2016. It turns out that there is a website collecting money so people can save the dogs and cats being killed. The link is, https://donate.hsi.org/ea-action/action?ea.client.id=104&ea.campaign.id=28590&ea.tracking.id=website&_ga=1.257273995.1650779720.1460613324
Donate today! Please help!
Maxtopher dog OUT
[beautiful me]
WAIT A SECOND! I JUST HAD AN IDEA!
At the end of every blog post I write I am going to do a shout out on somebody you should follow on instagram!
Today's shout out goes to...@mrs_pooch ! Go follow her here!! She is one of my owner's friend's dog!
Bye for real now!
Welcome to my new blog!
Hi guys! I'm max! Yes, i am a dog. Don't judge me ok?!
So my blog is going to be about [fabulous] me and my [not as fabulous as me] adventures!
PLEASE follow me on instagram! My name is @maxtopher_dog [i post fabulous photos of me on there].
How about i start off by telling you some thing's about me.
So, as you may know, my name is Max [my real name is Maxtopher but everybody calls me Max for short] I am 5 turning 6 this year on the 31st of August [in dog years i am 35] I have four lovely owners and I am OBSESSED with schmackos [dogs go wako for schmackos, its true!].
Sorry this was so short! I am VERY tired [as usual]. I hope you read my next blog post which will be about my FAME!
MAXTOPHER DOG OUT
[ that photo is of me by the way]
So my blog is going to be about [fabulous] me and my [not as fabulous as me] adventures!
PLEASE follow me on instagram! My name is @maxtopher_dog [i post fabulous photos of me on there].
How about i start off by telling you some thing's about me.
So, as you may know, my name is Max [my real name is Maxtopher but everybody calls me Max for short] I am 5 turning 6 this year on the 31st of August [in dog years i am 35] I have four lovely owners and I am OBSESSED with schmackos [dogs go wako for schmackos, its true!].
MAXTOPHER DOG OUT
[ that photo is of me by the way]
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